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Top 10
Ways to make use of your junkmail
1. Make it into paper airplanes.
2. Sneak up to your competitors dumpster at night and fill it with all
your company's junk mail!!
3. Read it to improve your vocabulary.
4. Use it in a movie as a prop
5. Glue them together and then wax them shut to make a coaster.
6. Make illegal copies and send it to the mafia!
7. Cut apart each and every letter, then make a threatening letter out
of them and send it back to the company!
8. Recycle
9. Bonfire
10. Write RETURN TO SENDER on every piece and mail it back for free.
Top 10 - Pickup Lines
1. My mate thinks you're hot.
2. Your are the hottest in the pub.
3. It's my birthday.
4. Get your Jacket you have just pulled.
5. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
6. Do you want to see something swell?
7. Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently
squeeze her nose) BEEP!
8. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves
from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
9. My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
10. So, you're a girl huh?
Any suggestions on our top 10, please fell free to give us an e-mail.
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